On 2005-06-12 D. Myatt, Los Angeles, CA wrote: I´m actually too drained to write this review -- bad movies always do that to me -- but I feel obligated, as if it´s my civic duty, to warn anyone who might be considering purchasing or viewing this god-awful mess-of-a-picture. Please, please, just take my word: this is one you´ll want to stay away from. It´s so boring and dull, so insipid and uninspired, such a poor excuse to assemble any familiar talent. Burt Reynolds? Wasted (despite his best efforts). Ice-T is barely in the film, and when he does appear on screen his performance is so restrained and muted that it becomes crystal clear that the director, perhaps intimidated by Ice´s intense stare, didn´t know what to do with him. Rob Lowe, as the title character, has never displayed so little on-screen charisma. Mario Van Peebles should be ashamed of himself; his performance is, in the saddest sense possible, a joke. Surely, Satan himself signed Mario´s check for this film. The plot is as weak, half-baked and annoying as all the music involved (the utterly boring club song seems to continue on, literally, for the first third of the movie). The film´s look will prompt one to seriously wonder if the Director of Photography was also forced, like one of the film´s forgettable female characters, to smoke crack from a pipe duct-taped to his mouth. And if you´re looking, at least, for stylized, shoot-´em-up-type violence you´ll get none here. This film, I assure you, I promise you, has Absolutely no redeeming qualities! Please, I implore you, AVOID THIS FLICK! Don´t put it in and get suckered into believing that its pace will pick up, it´ll get better, and evolve into a decent denouement. It won´t. It doesn´t. It can´t! IT SUCKS! Now, you have been warned, and I can now go to bed (It´s 3am - please forgive any resulting errors this admonition might contain) -- knowing my conscience is clear, because I´ve done my civic duty for my fellow man!. And summed up by saying WHEN BAD MOVIES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. Currently Crazy Six has an overall rating of 4 over 10.
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