How to Fail: The Self-Hurt Guide by $2.99
"How to Fail" is the world's FIRST Self-Hurt Guide, the polar opposite of a self-help guide. "How to Fail" follows the misadventures, misgivings, and massive mistakes of Stu Fish as he tries to find success in New York City. This satirical novel includes such hilarious chapters as:Chapter One: How to Fail to Write a Cohesive IntroductionChapter Two: How to Fail to Not Get Mistaken For a...
The Last Lecture by Hyperion $21.95
A lot of professors give talks titled "The Last Lecture." Professors are asked to consider their demise and to ruminate on what matters most to them. And while they speak, audiences can't help but mull the same question: What wisdom would we impart to the world if we knew it was our last chance? If we had to vanish tomorrow, what would we want as our legacy? When Randy Pausch, a computer...
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. Chelsea Handler by Arrow Books $17.75
Chelsea Handler is a woman on a mission. She's smart, sassy and not afraid to speak her mind. From an early age Chelsea knew exactly what she wanted and even in the trickiest of situations, she's never one to pass up an opportunity. Like the time she convinced her third-grade class she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos just to get them to like her, or when she...
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ULTIMATE COLLECTION: 3000+ Motivational Quotations With Special Humor Section by Darryl Marks $0.99
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ULTIMATE COLLECTION“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is a beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfil it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare...
The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Hyperion $19.95
Plot Eddie is a wounded war veteran, an old man who has lived, in his mind, an uninspired life. His job is fixing rides at a seaside amusement park. On his 83rd birthday, a tragic accident kills him, as he tries to save a little girl from a falling cart. He awakes in the afterlife, where he learns that heaven is not a destination. It's a place where your life is explained to you by five people,...
Always Remember to Tip Your Ninja: And Other Maxims for the Clinically Absurd by Attic Clown Press $2.99
What is the secret of happiness? Can the laws of attraction help you to cheat death? What's the best way to get rich during the zombie apocalypse? How do you fix your life with nothing but a spork and a DVD box set of “Charles in Charge”? Why do you see evil clowns every time you close your eyes?These are just some of the questions this book won't answer for you.ALWAYS REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR...
Finding Your Soul Mate - the joy of great sex, true love and lasting intimacy (Love and Money) by Books To Believe In $9.99
Sparkle Phillips' last boyfriend dumped her flat, and that was the greatest gift he could have ever given her. That breakup sent her life into a tailspin where she was forced to examine what had been happening with the men in her life for the past 45 years. Sparkle went through an amazingly revealing process that helped her destroy all the 'old programming' she had about men and figure out why...
The Ugly Truth (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 5) by Amulet Books $13.95
Greg Heffley has always been in a hurry to grow up. But is getting older really all it’s cracked up to be? Greg suddenly finds himself dealing with the pressures of boy-girl parties, increased responsibilities, and even the awkward changes that come with getting older—all without his best friend, Rowley, at his side. Can Greg make it through on his own? Or will he have to face the...
What Would Keith Richards Do? by Bloomsbury Paperbacks $6.81
What is a wiseman? What is a prophet? Someone with a strange, unflappable demeanor. Someone who speaks in cryptic koans, words whose meanings take years to unravel. Someone who has confronted death, God, sin, and the immortal soul. Someone unfit for this world, but too brilliant to depart it. Someone - in short - like Keith Richards. Here, at last, the wisdom of this indefatigable man is recorded...
Across the Nightingale Floor: Tales of the Otori Book One (Tales of the Otori, Book 1) by HighBridge Company $36.95
A tour-de-force novel set in ancient Japan filled with passion, fantasy, and feuding warlords. The first volume in the highly anticipated "Tales of the Otori" trilogy.Sixteen-year-old Takeo's village has been massacred by an evil warlord, and he is about to be slain by the men who murdered his parents and neighbors. At the last moment, his life is saved by a nobleman, who claims the boy as his...